Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Never underestimate the power of titties
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