I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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