new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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