so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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