there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
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Stop being so picky, there are tons of guys out there that are just waiting to justify your purchase.
my boyfriend at the time was at boot camp for 2 months. i can't believe my best friend sent this in, but i guess i can check being on tfln off my bucket list now..
I take bc because it gives me 1 day of pms and 1 day of period
Makes boobies bigger too!
The irony is you can only blame yourself for being a bitch on just one day a month.
Being on tfln is on a bucket list? Really????
Either your standards are way too high, or you're beyond ugly and fat. Either way, I recommend drinking more and loitering in poorly lit areas.
beauty is only a light switch away.
You ain't \nlying.
Woman up, drop the BC and get to breast feeding this time next year.
Horny b¡Tches
Amen, sister.
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