What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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