ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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