There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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