Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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