It's sort of a running joke. Look up Yakov Smirnoff if you want to see the original, genuinely funny, version. Problem is, whoever is making these jokes has the sense of humour of a six year old.
Possibly used? Really, think about this for a second - you think it would get as far as the headboard and not get used at least once? \n\nAlso, on the freakout scale, it's maybe a four. Ten is reserved for things like accidental pregnancies and diagnoses of cancer. You're allowed to be disturbed by it, but it's not worthy of a true freaking out.
you can totally tell the difference between a cock ring and a hairband. one cock rings are made of rubber so you can clean em. think how nasty a cloth like material would get. ewwwwww
Something similar to this happened to my sister. We decided it was best to return it to it's owner- send it in an anonymous package, no return address to your parents house. Never speak of it again.
Yea I would just have your mother over and pretend to have to make the bed and have her help. Then tell her that it has to be gone by the time you return from the bathroom. Mothers take glee out of humiliating you as a kid, this is her payback!!!
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