I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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