People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
And then my night got REAL pukey
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
