You're completely useless in the revolution.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
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