So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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