i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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