Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
i need some magic done to my vagina
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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