i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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