I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
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