dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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