Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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