You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
As shirtless as possible
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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