Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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