Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
don't judge my taste in strippers
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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