Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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