Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
So vagazzling was a success
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Drunk is not a location!
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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