Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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