i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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