i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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