between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Randomize
