Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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