Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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