Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I wish I could teleport
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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