so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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