David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Randomize
