when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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