i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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