This is funny, and the term 'texts from last night' is a loosely based one. They don't strictly have to be from last night, as any of you that looks at this site regular would know!! Douchebags
Screw Tiger, Thats funny shit right there! The only thing funnier would of been if you could of run up and said it to him as they pulled him from the car!! Now that would be FUNNY!!!
the way i found out was my brother walking into my bedroom && saying... "hey, Tiger Woods got in a wreck today... they announced him dead like... an hour ago"
i was like "OH MUTHER FUCKER."
nevertheless, it's a lie.
but still. what's up with all the celebs dying?
You guys are taking the site name wayyyyy too literally. Because under your definition, if you had a text from two nights ago, it wouldn't be allowed. Get the stick out of your ass.
Fuck these naysayers. The more insulting and uncalled for the better. Hammer down my good man. I've outsriven Jerome brown pelle Lindbergh Jane Mansfield and ted Kennedy. I also outwalked that atkins diet guy
everyone saying too soon, get the fuck over yourselves
like you give a shit about anyone else who got in a car wreck today?
jesus fucking christ, nobody cares..you dont know him
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