you turned your livingroom into a bong?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
True college students do jello shots in the library
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