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  • when you're an alcoholic..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:01am
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  • handjobs suck, id rather do that myself, you shoulda sucked him off unless you have short chubby hands with some kind of lube which i doubt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 4:57pm
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  • Austin?? I'd have figgured a random hand job for Jersey.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 4:38pm
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  • 2:45, the first 3 were not the same person -2:36

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:39am
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  • If you're saying the entire word "hand" I think it would be "a hand". If you're saying just the "h" it would be "an h". Because you don't always use "an" before words that begin with "h".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 10:10am
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  • People like you give this town a bad name

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:50pm
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  • I got a ZJ last night.... cost me my house, car, dog, and the shirt off my back...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:01pm
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  • Who the fuck wants a hatjob? Hats are dumb, unless you need shade.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 5:37pm
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  • OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:27am
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  • 3:51 if thats a plug its a shitty plug. Not even close to humorous

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:55pm
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  • good job quoting beerfest

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:41pm
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  • learn english. its "a HJ" not "an HJ".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:58pm
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  • UT sluts are the BEST!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:19pm
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  • want to go out for 1 drink?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:00pm
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  • That's called a first date in my neighbourhood.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:30pm
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  • He yo guy, sto botherin th rando contributer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:32pm
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  • I like to go out for a drink and give myself a HJ on the sidewalk

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:33pm
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  • If you don't know you can't afford it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:37pm
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  • that bothered me too, 3:18.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:25pm
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  • Z J would have been better

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:34pm
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  • after too much tequila and some blow.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:42pm
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  • i tottally did the same thing except it was in a bar.. sitting at the bar!! all i can say is long island mini pitchers get me every time!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:15pm
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  • hj on the street with a rando? that's classy. should have given a bj instead

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:07pm
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  • and yet you do say an hour, not a hour. ponder, don't post.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 4:28am
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  • im gonna go when you are a slut. oh, btw 8:58. it is "an HJ." "an" is used when the word after it begins with a vowel or begins with a vowel sound. You = fail. nice try, dumbass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:23pm
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  • Sounds good to me, I'd have done it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 4:44pm
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  • 3:18, how would it make sense for 3:07 to have written "an HJ with a random?" I'm pretty sure that "rando" is short for "random *something*" not just the word "random." Let other stuff bother you, and quit pretending you're all high an' mighty. (Note the fuckin' irony on an')

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 5:38pm
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  • just want ta tell u, you're a whore. (ijustwanttotellyou.c0m)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:51pm
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  • no, u wouldn't say an hand, that sounds horrible.. so i think you fail

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:30am
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  • 3:07 would pushing down the "m" key really have been that difficult, I'm all for abreviation, but one fuckin letter? (note the irony on the fuckin)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:18pm
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