I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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