So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
third nipple confirmed
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
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