i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
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She'll always be calling or knocking on your door. Don't do it! Don't do it unless you have a way of never seeing her again
He's HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water. FML.
His name is my name too! -John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
This sounds pretty normal. Now if you had eaten three sandwiches, this would be some freaky shit.
Long live How I Met Your Mother!
Is this my bestie a.f.? If it is, this is your bestie... The one who likes doctors ;-)
She sounds like the type of girl who goes on craiglslist's "chance encounters" section to solicit "help" paying the bills/going to college. And they all usually charge $50 for head and $100 for full sex. Is that the going rate now?
Hopefully the landlord isn't ugly...?
10:12 no you got the prices wrong $100 for head $50 for sex $75 for butt sex and $150 for a hanjob anything I have to do work at the price goes up
sandwiches...in reference to pot from how i met your mother. nice.
That's one way to get discounted rent.
I would so do my landlord, she is fiiiiiiine!
Sandwiches are my favorite food! -Joey
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