your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Randomize
