someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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