The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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