He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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