Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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