So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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