toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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