She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Mom said you looked used
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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