I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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