you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
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