ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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